Apr 13, 2006

go bite your bum

Tiger Woods has apologized for referring to himself as a "spaz" after getting smacked down by Australian and British dailies. (Etymology rears its head again.)

Who knows what might have erupted if he'd mentioned that he enjoys a nice date every now and then, or that he likes to doodle in his spare time, or that he needs a moment to open his lunch.

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