In honor of tonight's fourth annual Improv Show, I'll describe today's picks to the tune of "The Irish Quaffing Song." In the neighborhood of C...
LSU meets Duke today;
I picked the Devils blue.
Although sometimes I wish I'd rather
Gone with LSU.
Redick's lookin' pretty tough
But upset's in the breeze.
All in all I'm glad I haven't
Gambled any cheese.
(Oh, idy-didy-didy-didy-didy-didy-dy.)
The Mountaineers and Longhorns:
I picked 'em both to win.
But sadly only one of them
Will punch their ticket in.
I'm pretty sure the Texas squad
Will take care of Pittsnogle,
For since I picked the boys in orange
Dub-V will be Horn-swoggled.
(Oh, idy-didy-didy-didy-didy-didy-dy.)
Memphis takes on Bradley
'Cause Bradley took out Pitt.
And now the lowest seed is sure
To give the Tigs a fit.
I've pinned my hopes to Memphis,
To championship they'll cruise,
To face the UConn Huskies there
And there to promptly lose.
(Oh, idy-didy-didy-didy-didy-didy-dy.)
Last, not least, the Bulldogs
And Bruins get to brawl.
The Bruins have a fearsome front
And hope to win it all.
But Mark Few is a genius,
Batista boards can crash,
Mallon scores by hiding
Behind Morrison's moustache!
(Oh, idy-didy-didy-didy-dideee-dideee-dyyyyyy....)
Update: Memphis, no surprise. Damn you, Duke. And did you SEE the Texas game? (I didn't, until the improv show--which rocked, incidentally--was over.) A three to tie, and a buzzer-beating three to win. Sorry, Pittsnogle! And did you SEE the Gonzaga game?!! Crazy night for basketball. Damn you, too, Zags, another classic choke. Ah well.
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