May 24, 2005

a list of jesus's 12 disciples

1. Pat
2. Kirk
3. Mel
4. Charlton
5. Deborah
6. Chuck
7. Deion
8. Alice
9. Kim
10. Reggie
11. Bruce
12. David


[sixth in a series]

75 comments:

tacobell said...

this site is very very RUBISH!
when i wanted the names of Jesus's
12 disciples you gave me names like cuck there was not one of them with the real disciples names like Paul or Jon.i mey never come on your web page again!

Anonymous said...

hell is going to be a very painful place........you should think twice before mocking the disciples.

Anonymous said...

Jesus died on the cross for your sins and that is how you repaid him, by mocking the disciples. The real names of the 12 disciples are Peter, James son of Zebedee, John, Simon the Zealot, Andrew, Philip, Matthew, Thomas, James son of Alphaeus, Thaddaeus, Bartholomew, and, of course, Judas Iscariot.

Anonymous said...

wen u burn 4 hurting Jesus, I will laff becus I luv him and u onlee make fun of him. I luv the bible and hat all the joos who kileded the lord. U r a sinner.

Jim Anderson said...

To the last commentator: either you're joking, in which case you should pack up your toys and go home, or you're serious, in which case you should pack up your toys and head for a mental institution. Either way, don't come back here.

Anonymous said...

How can you say you hate the Jews? Jesus was a Jew and if you "love" him so much you wouldnt knock him or any of his people. Jesus hated racism. You disgust me. (P.S thx for the person who posted the real names its for an assignment:D)

Anonymous said...

thats so not cool,im a 13 year old christian, an i was lookin for information on the 12 deciples an if i wasnt a half knowelageable on the deciples names as i am, i wouldnt know any beter!! ur sik who ever did that!! and you need to put your trust on the lord jesus christ!! or as the other poster wrote! "hell is a very painful place"...just imagine that you died a sinner, and you were in hell, the amount of time there is infinite...but this might give u an idea...your in hell in totaly pain and torment and imagine that there was a bird that at the end of ever million years would go to a beach on some part of the world and pick up a grain of sand. and this bird would do this evey million years until it got to the end of every beach in the world and piked up every grain of sand... and that wouldnt even have touched the beginning of hell...if you have any comments of this please add my msn address which is..ss_hendrix@hotmail.co.uk...ps..iam proud to stand up for my lord!!

Anonymous said...

this is sik u r taking the lords name in vein. how pathetic can some one be. how can someone be so stupid to do something lik that. y do that.its not right your disrespecting the lord he sacrificed himself for a beter world and this how u repay him its sic i say that all these people hope the same thing.we hope u burn in hell.

Anonymous said...

all im gonna say is that i don't think its right for you to just put up fake names of the disciples b/c i was looking them up for a paper. Not cool man. (thanks also to the one who put the real ones up)

Anonymous said...

What hate filled moronic pricks you are. I really don't think this guy is going to hell for wrting a list of silly names and saying they are the disciples. What a god of love would be doing condeming someone to eternal torment for havng a bit of a laugh is utterly bejond me. YOu don't even understand the religion you claim to follow. "Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone"
If he is hellbound for taking the piss then he will join a long list of Popes, saints, Kings and American Presidents who have lied, cheated and sent people to their deaths in the name of God. Get a fucking grip.

Anonymous said...

some people have homework to do n ur are just full of shit and crap you need to get a life

Anonymous said...

i have homework to do nd this site has just made a mocery of christianity u shud get ur fukin heds checked!!!

Anonymous said...

i agree with bridget,
this site is rubbish i need another 2 people for my h/w and you lot give me kim! i DONT need kim i need other disciples.

this page is awful

Anonymous said...

I really think that any of the real Christians here should think before they speak, Jesus loved people and it is not His will that any should perish, but that all men should come to repentance, any person that goes to hell, will be because of their own choosing....also, if we, as Christians, cause someone to fall because of our attitude or anything else, then it would have been better for a millstone to have been hung around our neck and be cast into the sea....Please my dear fellow posting Christians, the Lord Jesus is pure love and in order to win souls, not offend them, we must put on the mind of Christ, be shod with the gospel of PEACE, and love those that do not have the Spirit of Understanding dwelling within their hearts. May God bless you my dear blogger, and fellow posting Christians. In the Name that is Above EVERY NAME---JESUS!

Anonymous said...

By reading all your replies to the original post, I had a laugh. Meaning your Reponses/replies does not show real Christianity. You need to ask yourself "How would Jesus have dealt with that" Not in the way that some of you have worded it, in your replies, I am sure.

Our job as Christians is to bring our fellow believers, brothers and sisters back to Word.

Th 1:3 We are bound to thank God always for you, brethren, as it is meet, because that your faith groweth exceedingly, and the charity of every one of you all toward each other aboundeth;

or

2Co 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

Anonymous said...

I am not a strong Christian. I barley ever go to church, and don't really know what I'm talking about half the time (all subjects applied there) But I must say, I was looking for the names of the 12 disciples for an assignment when I come across this stupidity. I really think that you could offende most of the christian community from this site, and you are going to get alot of hate blogs. I am not offended, as I can see how utterly moronic it is, and how you were being stupid on purpose, but I can see stong chrisitan believers to become offended.
I think you need to re-think your contraversial topic...how about you try George bush (dumb prick) as your next topic?
I found it to be much more interesting. =P

Anonymous said...

cry cry cry...

Anonymous said...

why do people get all huffy about some one having a joke? geez its not a biggie in the scheme of things so get a life!!

Anonymous said...

LOL amy got huffy!

Anonymous said...

why r use getting so mad about this its not a big deal there are plenty of other websites with it and look i needed there names for a assignment and i didnt get them from here but i got them from another one, who ever wrote this dont worry about it but hey dont do it again.

Anonymous said...

I am a strong Christian and the only thing about this sight that offends me is some of the comments made from people who call themselves Christians. Jesus never spit back at the soldiers as they were spitting on Him and plucking his beard. As for hating all of the Jews who crucified Jesus we need to understand that He gave His life freely no man took it and no man made Him do it. It was our price that He paid on the cross. If you want to know the names of the twelve disciples stop looking on the internet and go to God's Holy Word (Bible). To wish that someone would go to Hell is nothing to joke about. I am more appauld that a person who calls themselves a Christian would condem rather than try and reach this man. My prayers are with you all.

Anonymous said...

yeh i agree with the person above me lol :)

Anonymous said...

yeh i agree with the person above me lol :)

Anonymous said...

u just wasted 10 minutes of my hw time
thanks a lot

Anonymous said...

hey, im not going to yell at you for mocking jesus but i do think that you made a bad mistake by doing this. I don't know if you actually know jesus but if you accept him into your heart he wil forgive you for what you did and all of the things you've done in your whole lifetime! Well byes!

Anonymous said...

Yes... yes.. fight all you want.. for your all sinners and you can all argue who is the most sinful when really you should think about what you are doing.


for example if Jesus posted a comment here would he have said hateful words such as go to hell or would he have helped? well thats all i must say.

Anonymous said...

To everyone who posted:

WWJD?

Anonymous said...

Yah, this is false info. :(

Anonymous said...

well i don't care about all this jesus crap because i'm a Jedi! so you can all go to hell... not that i belive in it. Ahem. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY ROSS SO KISS MY A- and may the force be with you.

Anonymous said...

I think that some of you are talking a load of shite.

Anonymous said...

TWO WORDS "BIG BANG" SO SAYS THE ALMIGHTY ROSS!

Anonymous said...

Ew I don't like this.
I forgive you though.
I'm a good Christian and I know that and I shall pray for you and that Star Wars obsessed Ross guy.
I love God and he loves me back.
And you too kiddo:)

Anonymous said...

ya'll Christians are crazy mofos. if you were a "good" Christian, you wouldn't be hateful and hope they burned in hell, that is just inane idiocracy. he was obviously joking, but because it is about The Bible, everyone gets sent into a fury about it. For Christ's sake people, how is anyone supposed to be funny if they are just going to be attacked by the lame Christians who believe their God is better than all the others.

Anonymous said...

oh and we should not fear God... Martin Luther of the German provinces denounced the true intentions of the Christian church. His whole claims were that the Holy Roman Church instilled fear into his followers in an effort to gain money and power. Luther's idea was to convey that God is a forgiving person and those who live by the word of God should not constantly fear him, "Forgiveness is God's command." So, if you say you follow the word of God, do you believe that all sinners should burn in hell? Or, is forgiveness God's calling?



Oh and the fourth person who commented, go back to school and learn how to type/spell, and no, i do not mean bible school. ie: u (you), laff (laugh), luv (love), onlee (only), joos (jews), etc...do i need to say more?

Anonymous said...

you might wanna think twice yall.. but remember that nothing could change Jesus' love for you. Nothinge ever. Hopefully you will find Him some day and I will be able to praise Jesus with you in heaven. God bless

Anonymous said...

we dont hope they burn in hell... were supposed to hope that the people of this site find Jesus and can spend eternal life with us in heaven...

Unknown said...

So...
1) If you are using the internet, particulary blogs and open source journalism for homework then you might be slightly lazy. Many religious studies journals, also available on line are much better for many different reasons.
2) Semantics but the quotes around "a list of jesus's 12 disciples" suggests that it is a spoof otherwise the quotation marks would be unneccessary.
3) While it is completely irresponsible to bash someone's religion, thus the problem with sugar coated liberalism that doesn't recognize prayer in schools is also denying someone else a fundamental right in favor of their own, Christians should be reminded politely to subscribe to the forgiving pacifivism of Jesus
or openly admit that modern Christianity has little to do with the historical Jesus.
4) Here's a list of the original 12 disciples:
Simon Peter (brother of Andrew)
Andrew (brother of Simon Peter)
James the Great (brother of John)
John (brother of James the Great)
Nathaniel
Jude Thomas (brother of Jesus)
James the Just (brother of Jesus)
Matthew
Simon the Canaanite
Jude Thaddeus
Judas Isariot (replaced by Mathias)

Anonymous said...

wow...a lot of people have homework looking up the 12 disciples. this sure got a lot of reactions thats for sure. but ya it's completely stupid saying someone's going to hell cuz of this...all sins are equal and we all sin so i'm not gonna judge.

Anonymous said...

LOL y is evry1 getting so bugged about what some idiot has put on his site 2 try and be funny. I had a good laff from this anyway coz my teacher told me 2 print off any list of the 12 disciples we could find. I gave her this lol. There are loadsa other sites like this. u lot need 2 lighten up!!!

Anonymous said...

Thankies for the names XD and go tohell u biotch those are the wrong names u basturd!!!

Anonymous said...

i feel lke an idiot 'm an atheist and i have bible home work this is funny.... ignore my last msg hahaahah

Anonymous said...

This is very rude and sinful of u guys dont post those names if they arent the real thing i am only 13 and trying to learn more about jesus and want a place in heaven and u fools are doing this stupid stuff its time YOU GUYS GROW UP GET A LIFE AND DONT INTERFERE WITH THE BIBLES TEACHING U WILL PAYY U MOCK MYT WORDS

Anonymous said...

To the owner of this site: I really hope that u find peace with the lord and that u could recognize all the suffering the lord went through to give us life . please open a bible read a verse and pray tell me then u dont love him THANKS SO MUCH TO THE PEOPLE WH PUT THE REAL DISCIPLES ON

Anonymous said...

Please! I need the true disciples names! I am just a tweleve year old girl who loves her God and Messiah to no end. As is stated in Isaiah 51:17;

"Awake, awake! Rise up, O Jerusalem, you who have drunk from the hand of the Lord, the cup of his wrath, you who have drained to its dregs the goblet that makes men stagger."

It's saying to not displease the Lord. Those disciples were His friends and brothers, do not joke about who they are!

Anonymous said...

gee! Some of the people that call themselves christians sure don't sound like it! What's with the "we hope you burn in hell" stuff? That is not at all what christ is about! You guys are confused. Before telling others about Jesus or standing up for him you should know first of all who he is and what he's about. Yeah, ha ha, nice joke with 12 disciples. Don't let people tell you your gonna burn in hell -- and don't think that Christians are condemning because that is not what true Christians are about!

Anonymous said...

How sad it is to read this site. I was just trying to see whether or not there was a deciple named Bartholomew and I came across this. The language used here shouldn't be with the name of the Lord. And really, some of the people commenting and claiming to be "Christians", you better re-think what it means to be a Christian. It doesn't just mean "believing in God", there is a way to live along with that and it is called living justly, having mercy, and walking humbly with God, not cussing someone out for offending them. Yes, it was a stupid joke, but obviously the person who did it isn't a Christian, and therefore has no idea what they are doing. And as for those of you who say you ARE Christians, you should know it says right in the Bible that those who don't know the truth are forgiven for their wrongs, but those who DO know the truth and do wrong anyway (ie, the language, judging, and damning you are doing)will have to answer to our Lord. For those of you who said those things, you are the people who give Christianity a bad name, and I pray you'll ask for forgivness and mean it. The whole basis of Christianity is to be Christ-like, which means love all people. Period!

Anonymous said...

this aite is mocking my beliefs so take it off th internet. the president of the united states wont like this. i tell you he will prosocute you

Anonymous said...

i agree with all of u!
this site is appsalutly rubbish i'm struggling with my R.E project which my teacher gave my class to do and i'm seriosuly strssin!
By the way u need to get a life and do things properly!
thanks who ever it is for naming the corrrect disciples i can get on with my project now

Anonymous said...

i think i can see your joke but to some people its offensive so stop writing crap like this coz ure dissing god alreet?! i believe in him but im nt a christian or anything but im telling you now a lot of people have left comments saying this website is crap and i think it is too coz agen i was looking 4 disciples names and it came up wid crap and thnx whoeva wrote the real names preceated a lot xxx u people who wrote this are a load of idiot and like a lot of em sed in differnet ways get a grip on your life otherwise piss off!!!!

Anonymous said...

i think that you should give the real names of the disciples and actually help other people looking for the names because if jesus was alive he would do that and he was the one who tought us that if somebody stole of you never ask for it back and he also touched and was friends with the prostitute and helped her to make friends and live a good life not a bad one.

Anonymous said...

u r such a bumholeon bumchum,get a life u shit stained boul of an orangatang(i don't now how 2 spell it)u r a load of rubbish

Anonymous said...

Hey i dnt really no what am talkin about bt hey hu cares...:) !! i think this argu is a bit unessersery bt i get wer evry1 is cumin frm !! hueva did this jst think about how may people u upset for th future ( but ino ur jst avin a laugh hehe :))!)

BYE XX

Anonymous said...

U R ALL BUMHOLES !!! NOOOOTTT !! :))) !!!
I fink this is funy !!
CYA SUKERRSS xxx

Anonymous said...

Hi there i was like, oh no the dicyples are not called chuck i mean come on dude. However some of you people are crazy. i dont think god would send someone to helll because they set up a wierd website. anyway peace out dudes

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with all these ppl, i mean wat gav u the erge to com up with crap lik this? i am tryin to do my homework and dis is wat i find. com on .i mean u seriously need a life!!!(DAH)i am a strong beleiver in christ and think most ppl would agree with me. not to happy bout the names (chuck etc...) !!GET A FRIGGEN LIFE!!

Anonymous said...

Kids! For f*ck's sake - next time you're "doing your homework" don't google it, look it up in wikipedia or even -gasp!- a real actual book! Not that I think it will help your schoolwork having the "real" (fictional) names, when you can't spell to save your lives.

Anonymous said...

Dont no one need to be worrying about telling this man he is going to hell he will findout on judgement day AMEN

Anonymous said...

This is a perfect example of the close-minded fanaticism of too many so-called Christians -- most of whom know nothing of the actual history of their religion beyond the bowdlerized Sunday-School fables they parrot incessantly -- and most of which are laughed at by any serious seminarian who has actually studied the early Christian writings on which our so-called Bible is based.

Like most Muslim zealots, their lack of any real knowledge is matched only by their complete lack of any sense of humor whatsoever.

Which makes it all the more fun to snicker at these poor illiterate slobs.

Lisa Nguyen said...

yo. i was doing hw also when i came across this.
everyone CHILL OUT!

im catholic and i dont care. i KNOW who the disciples are and i pray for sinners and good Samaritans alike. just because you dont "sin" you think you're superior to everyone else?

jesus eat with the "sinners" didnt he? i dont think we should label people like that.

so they make mistakes and god forgives them. who are YOU people to judge.

mind yo own business.

and i love it how the majority of you were anonymous.

Anonymous said...

i agree to everyone who despise this site and the one who did it.

Anonymous said...

Curious how Christians react to this...then again if it were Muslims we would be seeing heads roll literally.

Get a life and use proper accredited sources for your H/R.

And instead of wasting your time on the 12 (there were actually 14)disciples, do some English H/W because your spelling needs work.

Anonymous said...

omg i guess i should first start off by saying im catholic, i thought it was funny and u guys are taking it too serouisly gosh, and as far as the person who called this dude a sinner dude uhmmm do u think ur the virgin mary or sumthin?!?! calm down lol and i take it really offensive wut u said about the jews bc atleast 90% of them have the desensy to die for their own religion and i doubt u would so ya. its bc of ppl like u that i get critisced everyday bc of my religional hell im started to believe them bc i found out that christians are nothing else but baist and rascist then i come on a website and see that hell lol thanxs for spreading the word of god and u idoits i bet u this dude is just getting pleasure out of all the things u post xD idiots

Anonymous said...

Go you!

As right as you can be

Anonymous said...

oh 4 gods sake evry1 just CHILL DUDES yh n dis site iz RUBBISH =]

john said...

this bull carp
don't ever do that again or you will go to the farthest end of hell

Anonymous said...

If you are a christian, you should be ashamed of yourself. I am a 13 year old and needed information on the 12 disciples for a projectin my religion class. thiss is crap

Anonymous said...

THATS POOR STUFF DUDE, go and read the WHOLE chapter of MATTHIEW then u will know who were the real 12 deciples were. p.s. ask god to forgive u cus u SINNED!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

i was lookin for the the 12 disciples for homework and i looked at what u wrote and i was thinkin thats so sad and ur definetly goin 2 hell..............good luck ....................p.s i am a Muslim

Anonymous said...

Jesus is ma bitch stop ya dissin yo or da G-man will punish yall foshizzle peace ma home dogg!!!!!!!! KKK forever

Sir Moo a lot said...

Oh dear, I think god would be very sad if he read this! The spelling and grammar is atrocious.

Anonymous said...

you know what? you're an asshole for doing this.

Anonymous said...

Who knew something so simple could get such a massive rise out of thick people. Genius.

deb8grl said...

Don't worship Jesus, worship LD. That's what the truly righteous come here for. And the thrilling humor.

H4lfM4d said...

Rofl. The hate your getting from this is hilarious. THE INTERNETS IS HARD AN SRSBSNS.

Anonymous said...

All you you “christians“should get brain cells. THIS IS A JOKE! There is no law in the bible that says you can‘t make parodies. And look, I can actually spell. Mind blowing, right. One person at the top spelled rubbish. Come back when you went past 4th grade! Please, for our lives sake. Again, get f%&*ing braincells. Second graders!